Holy. Bantha. Fodder. Gird your loins ladies and gentleman because Lucasfilm and director J.J. Abrams just released a new teaser trailer for the upcoming December film Star Wars: The Force Awakens. This time we get to to see legends Chewbacca, R2-D2 and scruffy-lookin’ nerf herder Han Solo with the man himself Luke Skywalker narrating over several objectively impressive-looking scenes. Enjoy.
After the release of the “Star Wars: Episode VII” trailer this week, the internet was abuzz with fandom activity and inevitably cybertrolls everywhere crept out of hibernation (from their mom’s basement) to complain about the technical inaccuracy of the trailer’s featured ‘trisaber’. In response, fellow geek Stephen Colbert put his technical wisdom to use to send those trolls back under the rocks from which they belong in this clip from his show.
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In what I imagine was an attempt to escape from a helicopter parent over the Thanksgiving weekend, YouTuber “Snooperking” recreated the new Star Wars: Episode VII trailer in a stop-motion LEGO version.
Every Saturday we’ll post a satirical or non-sensical piece on anything Star [Insert Anything] related: Star [Trek], [Wars], [Fox]….you get the picture. Watch the throne room end scene in Star Wars get real awkward real fast without its score from John Williams.